cars and idol

Stupid Car

Damn stupid car drivers. Think they own the road or what ? I old man cross the street, legs already almost gone cannot walk fast, still horn so loud for what. Ok, I never cross at traffic light junction, but the distance so far away. I also never look for car, but my eyesight going already, car should be looking for me.

Ai Ya, horn so loud, I also cannot walk faster. Wait I get heart attack, collapse, then I walk even slower.

Singapore Idol

Went to my Kopi Tiam to watch this what ah, Singapore Idol. More like Singapore Fools man. Got one guy do Kung Fu Rapping and others cannot even sign in tune. So malu. They don’t know it’s a singing contest meh. I think Singapore school all no good, never teach kids nowadays what is singing and what is not singing.
Also, the judges ah, also one kind one. Even though the stupid fool is singing badly, cannot keep a tune, dance like drunken donkey, you also cannot laugh in front of them mah. You like that hor, hurt the bugger’s pride man. Next time, I laugh at you, see you cry anot. Ok, MediaCorp ? I suggest a new show, Singapore Idol Judge. I will audtion the judges and laugh at them ok ? Just pay me kopi liu enough