NDP, Stadium and Integrated Resort

Today, some nice young man tell me that I can apply for National Day Parade online. I dunno how, so I ask him to do for me. Hope he neber cheat me. I wonder how they inform me when I win the tickets?

I like the parade because always got goody bag. Inside got so many nice things. Somemore this year is the last year that the parade will be at the stadium. Next year, no more stadium.

Damn sad man. The stadium got so many good memories. During the Malaysia Cup days, can scold and abuse the referrer so much, until he cry. Bring my son there last time, and enjoy the soccer match, he like so much. I like so much, until he become bookie. Now he disappeared, dunno where he goes.

Talking about gambling, this LV Sandy Beach want to build casino in Singapore. Shiok man, until I find out need to pay $100 entrance fee. So expensive, which Singaporean would go ? Heard that they want to attract mice. Pay so much, give me $1000, I give them all the mouse, rats and cockroach they want. Also, why put garden on top of building. So funny, people pay badminton, soccer there, hit ball too hard, drop down dunno how many floor. Kenna fine for killer litter how ?

Actually, our garment very smart. Haven’t build yet, this Sandy Beach must pay 1.2 billion for land, and some security deposit. Ha Ha, so smart, free money come in. The sand at marina was bought from Indonesia cheap cheap only, now sell to ang mo so expensive. Actually, the name is very accurate, Marina Bay Sands, built on sand.

KopiTiam

So angry today. Was at my favourite kopitiam drinking my lunch beer. Got fan, also got TV to watch, so shiok. But then, when lunch time come, so many people come, ma-chiam like ants like that, all crawling out.

Then, got so many of them stand at my table, want to chop seat. But I have not finish my beer yet what. My half bottle can last me at least 3 hours. And then they stare at me like I owe them money. First come first serve ok.

Some even ask me can share table or not, I say cannot. 1 chair for my backside, 1 chair for my foot. The other 2 chairs you sit, how I watch TV ?

I slowly take my time to drink my beer.

You young punks no respect for old man.

cars and idol

Stupid Car

Damn stupid car drivers. Think they own the road or what ? I old man cross the street, legs already almost gone cannot walk fast, still horn so loud for what. Ok, I never cross at traffic light junction, but the distance so far away. I also never look for car, but my eyesight going already, car should be looking for me.

Ai Ya, horn so loud, I also cannot walk faster. Wait I get heart attack, collapse, then I walk even slower.

Singapore Idol

Went to my Kopi Tiam to watch this what ah, Singapore Idol. More like Singapore Fools man. Got one guy do Kung Fu Rapping and others cannot even sign in tune. So malu. They don’t know it’s a singing contest meh. I think Singapore school all no good, never teach kids nowadays what is singing and what is not singing.
Also, the judges ah, also one kind one. Even though the stupid fool is singing badly, cannot keep a tune, dance like drunken donkey, you also cannot laugh in front of them mah. You like that hor, hurt the bugger’s pride man. Next time, I laugh at you, see you cry anot. Ok, MediaCorp ? I suggest a new show, Singapore Idol Judge. I will audtion the judges and laugh at them ok ? Just pay me kopi liu enough

Ai Ya ! Want to create a blog to kao peh kao bu (translation : cry father cry mother), but someone guniang already take crankyoldman. So bo pian, have to take the crankyahpeh lor.

You young punks no respect for old man like me.

My friend tell me can complain online, then more people read and then got action. So I create this blog so that I can complain more and more.

Anyway, tomorrow I complain about something ok. Today don't count.

Ok the end. You still here for what ? Go away. Let me slee zzzzzz. *snort* drool